Hatters Guide to Tarot Reading but with a "Savage" Twist. This isn't a book for the grand kids as we hold nothing back and don't mind the odd $&%* thrown in. 
 
Don’t read it if you’re squeamish,
don’t pull cards if you are scared.
This book doesn’t take prisoners,
not even if your dared.
But if you have a mind,
of naughty thoughts and word play.
Then take a peak you little sneak,
At Hatters Guides today.